Reality Shows Brendan Fraser WOULD Do !!! ( Or Not)

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                 If all three categories are breakfast and Brendan doesn't have to kill anything (lobsters, sea urchins, gummy worms....)
                  The basket has to contain Guinness Stout or Argentinian red wine (to drink while he's cooking), shellfish, ramen, chunky monkey ice cream and the number of the closest pizza place.               
                                                        And ONLY female judges !!!                                        
                                                          Tess says Brendan and Scott                                                                 Conant in the same room would set off the smoke alarms and someone might get hurt !😨        Personally, I don't get what she sees in either one of them.😒                               

DANCING WITH THE STARS (IF, and ONLY if.........)
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                            1)Brendan gets to choose his partner.(Cheryl !😉)

                   2) No heavy lifting.

                   3) No bare midriff ruffled mambo shirts.

                   4)Adam Shankman in the wings yelling "Left foot Brendan ! Right foot Brendan !

                   5) Fixed voting to insure that Big B. is in the final three or else what's the point,right ? Am I right ???😉

                    6) The judges: Brendan's ex-wife, Brendan's best friend, and Brendan's personal assistant/private chef. (Hey, it worked for Afton !)

CELEBRITY JEOPARDY
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GUESTRONOMY ( Get it ??? I made this one up !!! 😋)
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On each episode Brendan goes to a different pub, bar, tavern, beer garden, brewery, etc. to share some good food, a few pints and some lively conversation with a celebrity friend. Very low key, very low-impact and nobody wins anything, but at the end they throw darts for the tab.

 
Reality Shows Brendan Fraser would NOT do !!!
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SCREAMING KITCHEN CHEF aka HELL'S KITCHEN
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That guy needs therapy ! And dare I say it.......A new barber !😬

SURVIVOR
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That looks exhausting !!!😫

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE
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Yeah,......I don't think it's.......Brendan.😟

THE BACHELOR
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Gather all the single women in one place, drop Brendan by parachute and......yeah... that's not such a good idea.😨

PROJECT RUNWAY
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Brendan can't sew and there's something really annoying about that Heidi Klum.😲

BIG BROTHER
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Nope. 😝

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
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I keep telling you...! He already is !!!😎

FAMILY FEUD
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Too close to home.😱


Let me know when they bring back Hollywood Squares !😉